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Bratislava Expat Story – A Year in Slovakia

Anyone for a cheap lager or being sold off to a wealthy businessman with a penchant for gruesome murders? Didn’t think so! As a new Bratislava expat, these were the only references I had before moving to Slovakia.

Bratislava has been framed by movies that do it no justice. In fact, did you know Hostel is entirely filmed in Český Krumlov, a town near Prague? If your opinion of Bratislava is all stag dos and dodgy hostels it might be disappointing!

First Impressions

It’s been thirty years since Slovakia was under a totalitarian regime, but outsiders still regard this country as under-developed, poverty-stricken and positively falling apart. I’m not sure I had an opinion, negative or otherwise as I boarded a train to my new home in its capital of Bratislava.

I made the move as a Bratislava expat with Henry without ever setting foot in the country, just one job interview and a recommendation by a friend who lived locally. In ten days, we registered to work in the country, found a new apartment and started working as English teachers – an elusive nomadic tribe found all around the world.

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In our first week there we had the experience of waiting at the foreign police to be registered. The waiting room was apparently less grim than the building it used to reside. Sitting from early morning to afternoon in one room crammed with other foreigners trying to do the same was our introduction to Slovak bureaucracy.

We were told to bring a couple of hundred euros to show we had money to stay and sign a form to say we wouldn’t take money from the state. Nobody spoke English and suddenly I got a taste of being the outsider.

Adjusting to Bratislava Life

When it comes to my British sensibilities my first moment of ‘oh, it’s really just like home’ was seeing a Tesco supermarket. I could buy Marmite and proper teabags instead of needing two teabags per cup of weak so-called English breakfast tea (a common occurrence on the Continent). It’s the simple things that comfort you!

New Slovak friends we made through work proudly compared their drinking habits to that of a Brit, they could drink even us Scots under the table! These little reminders of home and new friends took the sting out of feeling completely out of my depth.

I quickly found with a few phrases to get started I met lots of English speakers, as it is often the common language between people from various countries. I also got the feeling the bars were used to English stag parties slurring orders at them.

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The City History Museum and the old tower next to the Main Square

What is the city like?

Like any capital city in Europe, Bratislava has gorgeous architecture in its old town. There are remnants of the Austro-Hungarian Empire and impressive castles. The Little Carpathian mountain range encompasses the city. Bratislava itself has grown from a village into a city on the banks of the Danube River.

Contrast this with Soviet-era imposing structures like the UFO bridge. Albeit a symbol of new Bratislava, it is still a sore reminder for the Jewish population. Their community was unjustly flattened to make way for a highway and bridge.

Still, you hear horror stories of how unfriendly, how very un-European and even how dull it is to visit or live here as a Bratislava expat. Humbly, the city has a warmth neighbouring cities like Vienna lack. It’s like one big hug being here. It’s fascinating and holds an extraordinary place in history as a fighter from empires, to war and under regimes its risen to become a European business hub.

It also seems to have a forward-thinking young population. Hipster coffee shops? Got ‘em. Craft beer? Brew ‘em. Crypto-currency cash machines? I’ve not even seen that voodoo in the UK!

Bratislava expat story - Jenni in the vineyards of Slovakia

Digging Deeper

The longer I stayed as a Bratislava expat the more I craved getting to the nitty-gritty of what was modern-day Slovakia in relation to its tumultuous past. I started to help my friend with her language exchange. I met more locals who wanted to have a free conversation.

The number one question aside from ‘what do think about Brexit?’ (shoot me now), was ‘why do you choose to live in Slovakia?’ with a tone of disbelief that anyone might choose to move here.

My reasons were always, at first, I had zero preconceptions because I knew so little about it. Since coming to Slovakia, I love the lifestyle – it’s cheap, it’s very green and everyone seems so fit and healthy! I can’t fit into any jeans in the shops. Not even high street chains we get back home and I’m average for a woman in Scotland. So yeah maybe I’m fat here, but I love it.

No explanation ever felt enough though. The locals still see the inner workings of the country. A government caught up in corruption scandals, then again, I’ve witnessed mass protests and the election of a woman president poised to fight corruption.

The city is thriving compared to what it had been pre-Euro with flashy shopping malls and infrastructure work. My friend described it beautifully. When she was a kid she would walk into a shop and there was one brand of bubble gum. Now she can walk into a glistening supermarket and see what other European countries are accustomed to – rows of sugar-filled crap, but at least there’s a choice.

Jenni in a blue dress standing in a woodland area - Bratislava Little Carpathians (Hidden Spots in Bratislava) - Bratislava Expat
Inappropriate hiking clothes…just don’t care!

Final thoughts

As a foreigner and outsider, you also notice a lack of diversity. There are generations of Vietnamese and Chinese families, but there’s been no real influx of people moving in. Big businesses are starting to base themselves in Bratislava and there’s a change happening. This is spreading out into the rest of Slovakia.

That change scares some people. There’s a large contingent of conservative and right-wing views about opening borders. Jobs in more rural parts are less than in cities. What I see though is a country that’s great at retaining tradition. I’ve been to proper parties in smaller Slovak towns that put Glastonbury to shame. I’ve also met so many Slovaks who want to stay and make the country the best version of itself as it evolves again.

Yes, it’s different, a bit more brash and a small country to boot, but stereotypes are made to be debunked. If people would only just stop confusing Slovakia with Slovenia then maybe tourism would pick up. In all seriousness, it was a challenging start and it’s not the place we’ll settle. It was though an opportunity to witness a country in the throes of development and we fell in love with it.

I can’t wait to return as a visitor and former Bratislava expat and see it flourish.

For guides to Bratislava have a nosey at our 3-day City Card itinerary and both Jen and Hen’s favourite food spots in the city.

If you’re curious to learn more about Bratislava, their tourist board also has some great suggestions and articles on things to do and see in Bratislava.

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6 Comments

  1. Ahhhh Jen such an eloquently written article with humour to boot. Loved the brexit comment! We will do our best to visit Slovakia soon… Mental note not to be confused with Slovenia 🙂

    1. Thank you so much!! Aye, not to be confused haha. Hope you can visit!

  2. Didn’t know they filmed Hostel in Cesky Krumlov. Which is also such a charming and romantic city. 😊

    1. It is such a beautiful place too!

  3. Jen, this was so beautifully written. It made me want to get out there and hug you while at the police station and get one of those lovely coffees you mention. I am so glad you chose Bratislava as the place to make home for a little bit 🙂

    1. I’m very glad of that too! Coffee soon!!

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